I feel like updating, but I don't feel like thinking. So here's a quote from Desperado


This beer reminds me of a joke. A guy walks up and takes a seat at the bar and says to the bar tender I got a bet for you. You see that glass way over there? The guy ya know, points all the way to the other end of the bar. Well i bet you i can piss from here all the way over there into that glass without spilling a single drop. Bartender just says that's bullshit!! Guy goes on sayin I guarentee, in fact i bet you $300 that i can do it! Bartender is just like all right, go and try it! So the guy pulls out his dick and is lookin at the glass lookin at his dick. Thinks on his dick, thinks on the glass, and then he fukin lets it rip! He's pissin on the bar, on the phone, the stool, fuckin everywhere, EXCEPT in the fuckin glass. I mean like everywhere, all over the floor even on the bartender himself. the bartender is just standing there lauhing his ass off, piss all dropping off his face. Then when he finishes, the bartender says, all right loser, pay up! The guy says excuse me for a minute. So he walks over to the pool tables and talks to two guys and comes back. He slaps 300 bucks on the table and says thank you sir as cheery as he can be. So the bartender just looks at him funny and says what are you so happy for? You just lost $300! Well you see those two guys over there? Well i just bet them $500 EACH that i can piss on your bar, piss on your phone, and even piss on you. And not only could i do this, but you'd be happy!

Finals can suck a nut.

I got a cool shirt when I was in Washington D.C. for the weekend.

My bags are packed. I"m ready to go. I'm standing here in front of my computer. I hate to wake you up but ahh fuck it. I'm off to my sister's wedding. I'll have pictures and details once I get back. This is gonna be entertaining.......

I got Kill Bill Vol. 1 today. Not too many DVD extras, but the movie is still great nonetheless.

Normally I wouldn't bring up a little purchase like this in my blog, but it makes a good lead in to my point today.

I've seen a lot of news articles saying the Quintin is already planning Kill Bill Vol. 3, but the articles also say that the main character of this film will not be Uma Thurman. This turns my somach a little before going to see Kill Bill Vol. 2 this friday. It also raises many question on how the film will end. Arrghh!! I think this is gonna make my head hurt until I actually see the film. See Ya on Friday at the movies!

Happy Easter!!!


"Is Wayne Brady Gonna Have To Choke A Bitch???"

So, let me explain why I haven't updated lately.

Most of the time when I update, inspiration hits me and I just want to write something out. But I haven't had that lately. I want to relaunch the whole site, and I want it to be more than just an everyday blog thing. And I'm gonna drop the whole Bizznitch thing. Yeah. It'll be better that way. My only problem is that, I still like this layout, but it seems very confining. I myself haven't kept up with everything on it like the Song O the Day and everything because I don't even look at it anymore, which probably means that no one else looks at it anymore. So, I've got some new ideas in store, and hopefully it'll all happen sooner then later.

Lately I've been a very busy boy. But I did have time to have a sit down with President Bush and talk about some of the imporant issues that will be brought up during the upcoming Presidential Election.

Today's Topic-U.S. Losses in Iraq

BLAINE: So we got the Satan Saddam. When are you gonna stop being an A-Hole and let our troops come home?

PRESIDENT BUSH: The troops will come home when we've completed the mission and — which is a free and secure Iraq. And the capture of Saddam Hussein is a great tribute to the bravery of our troops. And it's a great tribute to the capacity for us to gather intelligence, actionable intelligence, and be able to respond to it very quickly. ...

BLAINE: Tribute my ass. Are you gonna answer my question without that dumb grin on your face or not?

PRESIDENT BUSH: Yes.

BLAINE: Ok. Do you know what's happening over there right now?

PRESIDENT BUSH: I do.

BLAINE: Then??

PRESIDENT BUSH: Yeah?

BLAINE: So?

PRESIDENT BUSH: I, first of all — and, you know, I've seen the grief of the moms and dads and husbands and wives and children firsthand. I've had — one of my duties is to — is to, you know, console as best as I can, and weep or hug or whatever is necessary to do my part to try to help. And — but I say thank God our country has got people willing to sacrifice on behalf of peace and freedom ... I have had to make some very difficult decisions about sending brave young Americans into harm's way. And in so doing, they lost their life, and I've asked for God's blessings on their — on the people that love them.

BLAINE: Ummm....Is it worth it?

PRESIDENT BUSH: The — my job is to do everything I can to protect America and Americans. We are at war, and the war on terror is — is the challenge of the 21st century, and we must win the war. And there are different fronts on the war on terror, and I will continue to do what I think is necessary to win that war. I — and the key for me is to remind the loved ones that their troops are getting what is necessary to achieve this objective, that this government's supporting them, and that — and that we honor their memories, and we will not stop short of the objective until we have achieved the objective. ...

PRESIDENT BUSH: ... The way to dishonor a memory of a fallen soldier is to quit too early, is to not to see that America is a more secure country and the world is a more peaceful place. ...

BLAINE: That's true for the families of fallen soldiers, but if we keep dying because our friends died, wouldn't it begin to seem pretty stupid after a while. We keep sending people over to die instead of doing what's right and living our lives.

PRESIDENT BUSH: I, I, I'm — I can't imagine what it would be like to lose a son or a daughter, or a husband, and — or a wife, for that matter, and I — it pains me. ...

BLAINE: But luckily you can cope with all that pain from all the money you're gonna make off this war huh?

PRESIDENT BUSH: That depends on the commanders on the ground, and it's very important for you to understand how I think the commander in chief ought to run a way and a reconstruction effort. My job is to set the goal and to make sure our troops and planners have got the resources necessary to achieve the goal. I depend on the commanders on the ground to make the decisions necessary to achieve the goal: troop levels, troop rotations. ...

BLAINE: ...So, the troops feel you're gay. Your thoughts?

PRESIDENT BUSH: No, I don't think people feel that way. I mean, that would be — if anybody — well, first of all, my, my job is to continue to ask those questions to our, to our military. What more can we do? Can we change flight patterns? Can we harden assets? Can we detect and defuse IEDs? the, these explosive devices, before they happen? And we've asked other countries for technology to help protect our troops. We're doing everything we can to protect the troops, and it's important for their loved ones to understand that.

BLAINE: So, you're sending the troops free condoms?

PRESIDENT BUSH: Yes, that's definately in our 5 year plan for Iraq.

BLAINE: Thank you Mr. President now get the hell out of my house you Republican Bastard.

PRESIDENT BUSH: Yes Sir, I'm Deeply humbled by your gracious hospitallibility.

BLAINE: That's not even a word DUMBASS


So you can see. I've had a hell of a time here.